Quotes About Humor

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

My brother is really, really slow.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

His act may start out slow, but it tapers off.

People probably perceive me as a bit boring because I am a little slow in the humor department, but it's just hard for me to get jokes when they're told in English. I am always the last one to get it.

I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some of the people out there understand you. I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated.

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.

I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into shows. If you can get a joke to work at an open mic, it's a good joke.

I always saw myself doing comedy, so when I got the job on 'All My Children' it was not my thing - I had to slowly get into it.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.

I think if I would have started BIG in America, I would probably never have called it BIG. There was nothing but a little bit of local small country humor in the idea.

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh.

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

Small things make me happy, and I laugh out loud on the silliest of jokes!

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

I don't think one gets to choose the kind of comedy he/she does. I may not talk about Rahul Gandhi's take on an ordinance, but I will talk about things as simple as a 'chappal' or a 'sherwani.' My comedy is about small things, and that is how it connects.

Once you grow up in a routine life, you start looking for funny moments from daily life. I don't know where did I get my sense of humor from but I used to joke on even small things, slowly things fall in place.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy.

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

If you're a comedian, you can change peoples lives for the better in much smaller increments - not their entire life, but for 15 minutes or a half hour.

If Flavor Flav was any smaller and darker, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt him.