Quotes About Humor

When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag.

I fall asleep everywhere! Someone recently asked if they could publish a book of pictures of me sleeping because there are so many.

If you have a sleeping disorder, just get TyQuil: Tyron Woodley, the gossip girl.

I certainly don't know a lot of anti-Semitic people, but I've got plenty of friends that have a whole bunch of Jew jokes up their sleeve, and every time it's relevant, it will come up.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

We were on a fairway shooting a scene in 'The Dogleg Murders' when I was asked by the cameraman if it was safe to film from where he was standing. I said, 'Yes, it'll be fine.' I then managed to slice the ball 90 degrees into the camera.

As far as my personality, my friends and family know I'm crazy! I love to have fun; I'm bubbly. People say I'm funny but I don't know that I'm funny: I don't try to be funny and tell jokes and stuff like that, but I always got something slick to say.

I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.

I don't look at comedy as a sliding scale of offensiveness.

The best portraits are those in which there is a slight mixture of caricature.

I'm interested in the things that might seem slight or amusing but which I feel have a kind of profundity.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Top Gear' is for the whole family, regardless of gender, sitting down together to enjoy some slightly silly escapism.

I think everyone's mother is slightly nuts.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

The first two years I was on 'MADtv' were really, really fun. We always thought it was 'Saturday Night Live's very nice, slightly asthmatic, shorter cousin.

A picture may be worth 1,000 words, but I think if the picture is made in MS Paint, the going rate might be slightly less.

I have a slightly bad back, which has made an enormous contribution to American literature.

When they meet a stand-up comic, people sometimes remark: 'That must be the hardest job in the world.' Among comedians, only Freddie Starr is not embarrassed and slightly appalled by this remark.

I wore white kabuki makeup, had blue-black hair. At one point, I shaved an inch and a half around my hairline and continued the white makeup up so it made my head look slightly deformed. I thought it was hilarious.