Quotes About Humor

I've always been an 'SNL' fan.

I was 8, and I was probably too young for it, but that's when I started to watch SNL.' That's when I got a sense of what American humor was.

I'm a comedy snob, and I never want anything that I do to get old.

I know so many people who are so much better at it than I am, and I think I'm a goofier person rather than a serious, dramatic actress, so I probably belong in comedy.

When I've mentioned my screen wife is Helen Baxendale, so many people have burst out laughing. My self-esteem has been crushed by it.

I have a half-hour special on Comedy Central, but so many people have half-hour specials now, and it's not so 'special.'

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

Akshay sir is very good at comedy. He has so much energy in him. He not only expresses with his dialogues but also his body. He is like Mr Bean.

If I had known being insane was so much fun, I'd have gone crazy long ago.

Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.

I always wanted to do Restoration comedy. It seems like so much fun.

'Beetlejuice' was a romp, man. 'Beetlejuice' was fun. I've never had so much fun in my life.

I would love to do comedy, but you have to be phenomenally good. I'm not sure I'm there yet. I can imagine it being so much fun but I don't think I've quite got the gall to go ahead just yet.

I talk about race and culture, and that's what my fans respond to. If you grew up in an environment where race and culture were never an issue for you, or where you don't see the humor in our so-called differences, then you might not respond to what I'm doing.

You two are more fucked up than a one-legged cat trying to bury shit in a frozen pond.

What if?" Fick asked. "What if grasshoppers had machine guns? Birds would be fucked!

Sometimes I think there's someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there's an angel—or, more likely, a demon—assigned just to me. And every day it gets up and asks itself what it can do to ruin my life. Well, today it got an A plus.

a good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Menuret repeats an observation of Forestier's that clearly shows how an excessive loss of a humor, by drying out the vessels and fibers, may provoke a state of mania; this was the case of a young man who 'having married his wife in the summertime, became maniacal as a result of the excessive intercourse he had with her.

After all of this, I do not want to be eaten by some random demon who just wanted a postshow snack.

Is he all right? Jane asked. Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel, Angus said. Or his shadow...

If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science

Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The bulge moved, growing as she watched it. Not that I mind ya staring, love, but I've got an appointment I must keep.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat. .... He licked playfully at her mouth. And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.