Quotes About Humor

How the hell do you think I feel?" I don't want to end up inside a woman!" He paused. "Well, at least not that way

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?" "I'll try,"I told him seriously. "You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.

Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment.

I cannot be a monk, nor a crusader, nor a tumbler. I must stay here and hem sheets until I die. My humors are greatly out of balance. I prescribe for myself wormwood and spiced wine and some of the custard left from supper, and I will let all of the dogs sleep in my bed.

authority. She is a serious figure: Her Majesty, the British monarch and head of the Commonwealth. But as anyone who has ever met her will tell you, in person she is very warm and human with a well-developed sense of humour. Look at it another way,

My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.

Lisa's mama says all people are part of Christ's body, so some people have to be the armpits.

One more piece of advice: Never eat at any place ending in the words corral or barn. The food at those establishments is all beige.

the funny thing is that my mom can't draw at all!

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

You know how everything seems so normal when you're growing up," she asked plaintively, "and then comes this moment when you realize your whole family is nuts?

Some call its twins berries the testicles of Uranus

He raised a brow. 'Petunia, Ms. Lane?' I scowled. "Ass, Barrons.

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink!

God Said: Let there be light! I said: Say please.

He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh.

If I'm a little girl, then that makes you a serious pervert.

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

And Mega has a crush on Chester." "I do not!" "Do too, Mega." "He's like, old!" "How old, Christian says." "Like at least thirty or something." Lor laughs. " Fucking ancient, ain't it, kid?" "Dude," I agree. I like Lor.

Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?" "I do." I squint at it, then him. "What are you paying me?" I angle. "Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does money anymore." I snicker. First sign of any sense of humor he's shown. Then I remember where I am and why. I wad it up and throw it at him. It bounces off his chest.

I'm going to kill the kid. - Barrons says faintly. Ryodan makes a burbling sound like a bodly laught. -Get in line

Mac." He said my name and laughed. "What a name for something like you. Mac.

You could ask me to teach you." "Huh?" This night is getting weird in a hurry. "Teach me like you're teaching a class or something? What are you going to call it: 'You Too Can Be a Sociopath 101'?" "It would be more like a graduate-level class." I start to snicker. His sense of humour sneaks up on you. Then I remember who's talking and bite it off.