Quotes About Humor

Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these days.

I grew up a geek. I added comedy to it midway through high school.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.

My son got me into 'The Mighty Boosh.' I just love that surrealist humour.

I've seen a little 'Mighty Boosh.'

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I know I make a lot of jokes about Mike Jones, but I don't even have no hatred for him.

Mike Judge, who I've become friends with over the years never took himself seriously as an artist.

I think of Mike Myers as the Buster Keaton of today. I think he's brought us something so special.

Mike Dukakis, you know, he can't get a job mowing lawns.

A lot of people want Trump to be impeached. I do not. Because just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay.

Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test.

We had great comic mileage in the 'SG-1' episode 'The Swarm,' where Woolsey is running away faster than anybody else.

Cameron called me a dinosaur you know? Well I'm the only dinosaur who can ride a bike 12 miles a day.

The great thing about comedy is that the longer you've been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better you get. I've got some miles and some road savviness that some other guys don't have.

If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It would be a comedy.

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Chip is like that kid, like the five-year-old kid that's trying to make his mom breakfast, and there's milk everywhere.

I always thought that the film would be successful if we captured Harvey Milk, like the way Harvey really was-the personality, the humor, the corny bad jokes, all of it.

They say breast milk helps just about everything - I'm surprised you can't run a car on it.

Who's more annoying to work with, boomers or millennials? Depends on how you feel about emojis.

I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal... I love relatable humor.

T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy.

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.