Quotes About Humor

One man in a fluffy robe holds only an overripe banana.

Let's each have three, and whoever is still alive at breakfast can take a vote on the rest," says Johanna. I don't know why this makes me laugh a little. I guess because it's true. When I do, Johanna gives me a look that's almost approving. No, not approving. But maybe slightly pleased.

And there you have it," says Peeta, scooping the breads back in the basket. "You certainly know a lot," I say. "Only about bread," he says. "Okay, now laugh as if I've said something funny.

Well, that explains a lot," says Beetee. I look at Peeta and can't help biting my lip to keep from laughing since it explains absolutely nothing to anyone but Beetee.

Did you hear that?" the duke asked with a wide grin, turning to Dare. "She said 'papa.'" The viscount returned the candy dish and tea tray to the relocated end table. "I distinctly heard 'baboon.'" "Hm, well, you're distinctly deaf.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.

God works in mysterious ways, baby, and there is never more evidence of this than when your life is going along fairly well, actually sailing. The sensation of wind through your hair becomes, for an extremely brief time, commonplace. It is then that God lowers the cosmic boom. He will not show up; that is the kind view. The unkind view is that he sits back to watch with a high-ball and a bowl of nuts.

Although I notice there is never a truly good time to have a nice long chat with one´s mother-in-law, unless you are having an extraordinary life and marriage and your mother-in-law is, say, Maureen Dowd, or Indira Gandhi. Someone of that ilk.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Best Freinds They know how stupid you look and still chose to be seen in public with you

Indeed, a sense of humour is possibly one of the most important attributes that the parents of a child with fragile X must possess.

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.

Greta: At one point, you practically stalked poor Dante. Jamie: Stalked? No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision googles.

she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.

Wanna go to bed and play doctors?" Chuckling, she punched his arm. "No, I don't." "Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?" Again, she chuckled. "I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear." "Baby, I'll call your name as loud and clear as you want.

In a perfect world I would be taller, you would be alive, and chickens could cross the road without being the subject of a joke.

No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.

Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -" "Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head." "Hey, I told you, call me Max." "While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head.

I'm not tired,I'm just checking my eyelids for holes.It could take a while.

As Tayna would say if I wanted to hear from an ass i would have fart.

No, I don't have a boyfriend. I stabbed the last one.

Other than the fact that I'm entirely sick of Mexican food, Abe might be in there. And he might accidentally-on-purpose drop a plate of enchiladas into Harlin's lap if we're together.

Garcia Bobadilla bursts out laughing