Quotes About Humor

You have as much charm as a dead slug

Yes, she laid down her life taunting her tribute with a sandwich, thought Coriolanus. Maybe her gravestone could read, "Casualty of cheap laughs.

it was Satyria who spoke of Arachne in glowing terms: her audacity, her outspokenness, her sense of humor. All the things, Coriolanus thought as he dabbed his eyes, that were so annoying about her and had ultimately brought on her death.

Tienes tanto encanto como una babosa muerta.

Say what you will, I've done more for Capital reconstruction than the president himself', Sejanus joked halfheartedly.

I can't help laughing, really laughing, for the first time in months. Peeta just shakes his head like I've lost my mind - and maybe I have, a little.

Well, you better learn fast. You've got about as much charm as a dead slug," says Haymitch.

Maybe they are militaristic, overly programmed, and somewhat lacking in a sense of humor.

Look what I shot." Gale holds up a loaf of bread with an arrow stuck in it, and I laugh.

I can't help laughing because it's funny,

Did you tell your best friend his crush was a cannibal? Never a rule book when you needed one.

You can't take my charm. You can't take my humor.

Funny, though, I don't feel too bad.

So, you're supposed to give us advice," I say to Haymitch. "Here's some advice. Stay alive," says Haymitch, and then bursts out laughing.

Neste momento tens tanto encanto como uma lesma morta.

DL: I am now trying to summon an alternate universe where the Mockingjay is named Swamp Potato Everdeen.

Tenemos que bromear sobre el tema, porque la alternativa es morirse de miedo.

Maybe her gravestone could read, "Casualty of cheap laughs.

and Woof, a really old guy who's hard of hearing and doesn't seem to know what's going on since he keeps trying to stuff poisonous bugs in his mouth.

I'm also giggling, which I think I've done maybe never in my lifetime.

Well, don't step on me." I jump back. His voice was right under my feet. Still there's nothing. Then his eyes open, unmistakably blue in the brown mud and green leaves. I gasp and am rewarded with a hint of white teeth as he laughs. It's the final word in camouflage. Forget chucking weights around. Peeta should have gone into his private session with the Gamemakers and painted himself into a tree. Or a boulder. Or a muddy bank full of weeds.

As far as I can tell, they never get up before noon unless there's some sort of national emergency, like my leg hair.

Once it's in the soup, I'll call it beef," Greasy Sae says with a wink.

One time, my mother told me that I always eat like I'll never see food again. And I said, "I won't unless I bring it home." That shut her up.