Quotes About Humor

Lane shut the door on the man's face, grabbed a pair of boxers from the bureau, and yanked them on so hard, he nearly wedgie'd himself. Try not to kill him, Lizzie muttered as he headed back for the idiot. I make no promises.

Beth turned back around. "Selena, you always look lovely, but we have some contemporary clothes for you to consider, ones that are maybe a little more—" "You'll look like something other than a window drape." Xhex rolled her eyes. "I know, I know, I'll shut up from now on. But it's the truth.

Um…John, what the fuck is doing with you?" What do you mean, he signed to Qhuinn without taking his eyes off the woman. "You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her." Blay coughed a little. "You really don't have a way with words, you know that?" "Just calling it like I see it." -Qhuinn, John, & Blay

He is such an asshole." "Everyone needs a hobby." Axe shrugged."And he clearly likes pissing you off." "If you tell me to stop encouraging him. I am going to punch you in the junk." (Novo &Axe talking about Peyton)

Don't make me flip you off." "Why would I deprive you of a favorite hobby?" "Because my finger's getting sore.

Sorry. It took me a little longer to get ready because someone keeps borrowing my clothes and makeup. Yeah, I can't help myself. Your turqoise eye shadow looks so good on me, Leo said, giving Katrina a crooked smile. Anya snorted and shoved into her brother. And don't forget how her pink miniskirt highlights the dark hairs on your legs. Leo looked at Anya and gave her a short nod. This is true.

What else don't we know about you, Miss Riley? Liz asked. Do you put on a superhero costume and fight crime at night in the metropolis? Yes, but only between three and five a.m. Oooh, aren't you the smart-ass. Liz cocked her head to the side and studied her.

Her father cocked his head to the side. I can't believe you called me stupid. If the stupid hat fits... she said with a smile.

There's nothing wrong with us, Anya said. You, on the other hand, are way too tense. You probably need to get laid. Maybe Grant Cassidy can help you with that.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Someone once unkindly said that when people die in Morecambe, they don't bury them, they simply sit them up in the town bus shelters to make the place look busy.

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.

do you think God made the world to amuse himself because he was bored? Because if so he would have to be mean.

Somebody had tipped the American continent like a pinball machine and all the goofballs had come rolling to LA in the southwest corner. I cried for all of us. There was no end to the American sadness and the American madness. Someday we'll all start laughing and roll on the ground when we realize how funny it's been.

Now she is cuddling and kissing me all over and...Cody walks right in just as we're cooing (or haved cooed again) on the bed and he yells our Ah just what I like to see in the morning, boys and girls!

And though Remi was having worklife problems and bad lovelife with a sharp-tongued woman, he at least had learned to laugh almost better than anyone in the world, and I saw all the fun we were going to have in Frisco.

E anche se aveva problemi di lavoro e una storia infelice con una donna dalla lingua lunga, almeno aveva imparato a ridere meglio di chiunque altro al mondo.

My philosophy is that you can't explain the world. It's too big and it's too crazy and sometimes it's funny and most of the time it's... strange.

I felt like laughing, he loomed so funny. But the moutains were mighty solemn, and so was Japhy, and for that matter so was I, and in fact, laughter is solemn

I cried for all of us. There was no end to the American sadness and the American madness. Someday we'll all start laughing and roll on the ground when we realize how funny it's been. Until then there is a lugubrious seriousness I love in all of this.

He was a tall, gangly, shy satirist who mumbled to you with his head turned away and always said funny things.

Japhy, do you think God made the world to amuse himself because he was bored? Because if so he would have to be mean.

Monsanto will say "That's all there is to it, take it easy, everything's okay, dont take things too serious, it's bad enough as it is without you going the deep end over imaginary conceptions just like you always said yourself

When you write letters to me, try not to be sophomoric and moribund about your criticisms of Jean et son weltanschauung [and his worldview.] A little more finesse, please, or if possible, a dash of humor.