Quotes About Humor

In a gray area, you don't have to provide an answer. And I don't want to. I don't want to make a comedy that's like, well, here's the answer. I don't want to make a comedy that's like, this is how to be a Muslim.

The Muslims in the Cape are associated with having a very good sense of humor.

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

I was the class clown when I was a little young mustache.

In my case you can pretty well figure that you can put a beret and a mustache on just about anything you want and it looks like me.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

I married the reigning mustache champion.

It started out ordinarily enough: In 1975, we were two boys that happened to share a mutual sense of humor, a love of life-affirming music, the records and artists it gave birth to, and a shared sense that we understood it.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

You can be funny and say what you mean; these ideas are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best jokes came from people who meant it. See: Pryor, Bruce, Carlin, etc.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

My friend and I founded the New York Arab-American Comedy Festival to counter the negative images of Arabs in media. And we always made sure that the comedy came first. So we weren't a bunch of Arabs trying to be funny. We were a bunch of comedians who just happened to be of Arab heritage.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I would come home with my friend Bill, and we would sit and watch 'Get Smart.' And I was Agent 44, and he was Agent 85. And it was a fantastic - and all we wanted to do was sleep with Barbara Feldon.

If you want to have a nice laugh, then 'My Friend Pinto' is a movie to watch.

I think of myself as a living cartoon.

Comedy is deep and wild and I am excited about the mysteries within.

It's a mystery to me what makes people laugh.

I'm clearly not an international man of mystery.

I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity.

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.

No, I was not into cake fails before hosting 'Nailed It.'

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

Naked dudes are inherently funny.