Quotes About Humor

I'm not a prude. On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.'

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.

In the next minute, I will be entirely naked. In the minute after that, fully dressed.

If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking, everyone would probably just laugh... or they'd lock each other up.

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

'Naked Gun 33 1/3' I think made me laugh more than anything ever made.

I love 'Airplane,' the 'Naked Gun' films; everything the Zucker brothers have done is just awesome.

I look up so much to those movies, 'Airplane!' and 'Naked Gun.' I think that stuff is so funny. I grew up just loving all that stuff and sort of idolizing Leslie Nielsen.

I've been naked in a lot of my movies. There's something inherently funny about the naked male body, particularly mine.

I love 'Airplane,' and I love 'Naked Gun' and all those films, where you're parodying.

She calls me Aquaman, which is kind of embarrassing, having your daughter call you the name of a canceled show. When she's being a little smarty-pants, she calls me Justin.

When I named it 'Girl Problems,' I knew I would be inviting some interesting questions and some funny questions, but that was the cool part about it - I wanted that.

I think my parents were high when they named me.

You know, people think I named myself Meat Loaf, even though I didn't. And they think anyone who would name himself Meat Loaf couldn't have an IQ higher than four.

You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.

I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.

I always wanted my kids to like me and think I was funny, so I made up this story about a kid named Jake and his racecar that he had built from scratch, fully loaded with whatever fantastical gadget he or I wanted him to have at the moment. I loved making up the stories off the top of my head.

I was named DC's funniest celebrity.

My family was disappointed when I named my child Samantha, but they named one of my cousins Rapunzel, and I just felt that was going too far.

Rob Quist is Nancy Pelosi in a cowboy hat.

Even though the show is called 'Childrens Hospital,' we don't use kids a lot. They always want a juice box or a fruit roll up or a nap.