Quotes About Humor

Cheers the spirit, humor does, even at the darkest times. Yet

He imagines himself a wit, but he's only half that.

But she is a woman, and a haughty woman at that." "That's a bitter dose for haughty men to swallow," Saura answered with humor. "You show a formidable insight." His humor acknowledged hers.

Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Feminist answer: That's not funny.

The secret weapon is cucumber.' Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.' MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing. 'Sheesh, Solange. Get your mind out of the gutter.' 'MY mind is just fine, thank you. It's MaryAnn's I'm concerned about.' 'You put them on your eyes,' MaryAnn said, laughing even harder.

You aren't worried are you? Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires, people shooting at you. Why should I be worried? Especially since we could be clothes shopping or boarding a plane. I'm not in the least worried. Hmmm, he mused allowed. I read about this in the relationship manual. It's called womanly sarcasm and usually means a man is in deep trouble.

I know you so well, dragon king, you only get that particular look on your face when you're burning to give me one of your lectures. Do I give you lectures ? Oh, I don't mind. I think you're kind of cute when you do, and I don't really listen anyway.

I am not going to say you are right because I could not take it if you smirked. I do not smirk, Vikirnoff claimed. Yes, you do. And I detest that after all these centuries, you are making sense. Frankly, its scary. It is only that you are not making sense sunce you acquired a lifemate. I hope that does not happen to all men. It would be a shame. Your sense of humor is not improving, Nicolae pointed out dryly. I do not have a sense of humor. Vikirnoff answered. I had not noticed, Nicolae teased.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

By the time we have our fifth and sixth you'll be a pro. Kane teased. He nuzzled Sebastien head. Do you hear that, son ? You're our experiment, so you'll have all sorts of excuses to do very naughty things.

Desari reached up to trace his lips. 'You have a perfect mouth, Julian. An amazingly perfect mouth.' He arched an eyebrow at her. 'Just my mouth is amazing?' 'You are such a man.' Her eyes laughed at him. 'You need constant reassurance that you are magnificent.' He nodded. 'Magnificent. I like that. I could live with magnificent. Good choice of words, lifemate.

I'm going to crash if you keep that up. You're sort of distracting.' He laughed again at her matter-of-fact observation. 'I'm sort of distracting? I obviously need to try harder.

What? What's so funny? Some idiot tried to put a stake through your heart, and he didn't even hit the darn thing! For which I am grateful. And I am even more grateful that you rescued me. I did not like being imprisoned and in such pain.

I don't mind you in my head. I refuse to be embarrassed for thinking the truth. You have to know how good-looking you are. Fortunately for you, you seem to have brains and humor to go with your looks.

Her soft laughter slid into his mind. It wasn't laughter at him, rather an invitation to join in, to laugh at the two of them in this impossible predicament they found themselves in.

Well, put that lovely treasure back in your pants and calm down.

Dragomir laughed softly. "I see I am going to have an eternity of my woman challenging me. Do not worry, sívamet, I welcome the skirmishes.

Who is this idiot, Jess? He's willing to kill you and rape a woman, but doesn't want to hurt a minor. Is he kidding? Criminals have to have some standards, baby. Jess sounded amused.

Mikhail, are you asking me to marry you?" "I am not really certain I know how it is done. Should I be on my knee?" He was grinning openly at her. "You're proposing to me with a carload of assassins approaching?

He looks at me. She lifted her chin belligerently, silently daring MaryAnn to laugh. If MaryAnn's eyebrow could have risen any higher it would have reached her hairline. Her mouth twitched, and she hastily bit the end of her pen. Oh, my. The bastard.

Arguing with you is going to be a fucking waste of time, isn't it?" She laughed, and the sound slid into his body, an arrow aimed right at his heart. "Yes. You may as well get used to it, honey.

I don't want to crush your heart, sweetheart, but, aside from the fact that it would be impossible for a man like me to do that, it's just plain not happening. I'd kill any idiot who was dumb enough to try to date a daughter of mine." "If they were anything like me, you'd be more than happy to pay someone to take them off your hands." She giggled

Why is it I always get in very inappropriate conversations with you? Sweet god in heaven, woman, you're the bane of my life

You know, baby," he said, just to see her catch fire, "I think we should try again with the spanking. I could make it erotic. Make you love it." "I could hit you over the head with a frying pan in your sleep too," she said. "Make you love that.