Quotes About Humor

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world," she muttered, grouchy and kind of looking forward to it.

Hola? ¿Quién está ahí? Que se vuelva a poner Zuzana.¿Zuzana? Hay una tía ñoña al teléfono haciéndose pasar por ti…

History is like a long, twisted joke. You never know when the punch line will come.

any nonsense come out they mouth. Some got the gift to make you laugh out loud, and others preach strong and spread the word of God.

I dug Mad Magazine, my brain is wired to mock, and Mad just confirmed my world view since I was a kid (from an interview in the book Attitude, 2002)

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.

A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.

Anything awful makes me laugh.

A pun is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.

It's so great to be able to make people laugh, because this is so often how we get our selves back.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for adults and when I say 'great for adults ' it doesn't mean without humor, because I'm also interested in doing comedy.

I have suffered more from my bad dancing than from all the misfortunes and miseries of my life put together.

Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty.

To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.

It's a book, jackass.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

They rung my bell to ask me. Could I recommend a maid. I said, yes, your momma.

Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around and around inside a dryer with the clothes," Clary said. "The difference is, she didn't let me." "Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal," Jace pointed out, "whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo." "And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.