Quotes About Humor

Wenn du so lang wärst, wie du dumm bist, könntst du aus der Dachrinne saufen.

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.

Did y'all arrest Uncle Bob's turkey? It was just criminal what he did to that bird, wasn't it? You

I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.

Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it comes from somewhere else, or the humor of it comes from somewhere else, and it gives it that real-life quality.

haha man I'm dead

Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start.

Zzt motioned with the blaster barrel. 'Why don't you just walk out of here and have a nice crap.

I bet having sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Randall looks at me with fire in his eye, but he nods and decides to smile at my banter. He gets to his feet, bows low, and says, "I believe I saw my sister's fat friend Pickering down below. Shall we all go to dinner and hear more tales of your adventures?" Hey, Ezra ain't fat, he's... well... sleek is what he is. Sleek, like a well-fed seal. Or, hey, maybe even a silkie...

I do consider myself to be a good girl, but I do seem to lose my clothing quite often in certain highly charged circumstances. "So

Feeling better?" he asked. "As warm as chicken-apple soup." "I'm never going to hear the end of that, am I?

And just then Damon stepped out of the coat closet, and at the same time Aunt Maggie tripped him neatly and said, "Bathroom door beside you," and picked up a vase and hit the rising Damon over the head with it. Hard.

Wasnt it Startre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes...

Audrey: I was wet. Michael: Sweat. Audrey: I don't sweat. Michael: Well, ladylike perspiration, then.

Oh, all right, you big baby," she said. "If you really want it. I should have gotten you a rattle and a pacifier, too.

Not bad. Have you been eating bunnies?

Well, now, look at you, is that a halo? Did you get canonized while I wasn`t looking? Am I addressing St. Stefan now?

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.