Quotes About Humor

Djali trotted along behind them, so overjoyed at seeing Gringoire again that she constantly made him stumble by affectionately putting her horns between his legs. 'That's life,' said the philosopher, each time he narrowly escaped falling flat on his face. 'It's often our best friends who cause our downfall.

All is not at an end on earth since we can still talk nonsense.

A flower should smell sweet, and a woman should have wit.

Far be it from me to insult the pun! I honor it in proportion to its merits; nothing more. All the most august, the most sublime, the most charming of humanity, and perhaps outside of humanity, have made puns.

Everything can be parodied, even parody.

When adversity entered his room, he bowed to his old acquaintance cordially; he tickled catastrophe in the ribs.

Monsieur, retorted Gavroche, perhaps you were a man of wit yesterday, but you have degenerated this morning.

Come si chiamano i vostri due amici? – Pietro il Grassatore e Battista Gabbagonzi. – Uhm! - fe' l'arcidiacono; - son nomi che si addicono a un'opera buona come una bombarda ad un altar maggiore.

He'd always had a joke for Francis in the confessional, a 'sin' that could be counted on to cause a young priest to grin behind the safety of the wooden shield. Bless me, Father, for I put tuna in the chicken salad.

I'll drink to that," Nina said. "You'll drink to anything." "Indeed I will. It's one of my best traits.

Meg is planning your wedding? Honey, that's like asking the pope to plan a bar mitzvah.

the way they lived, the dreams they'd lost, the future they'd so blindly believed in. For the children who would grow up not knowing Jean. Her humor, her gentleness, her steel, her hopes for them.

It's true, Kathleen. Someday you'll see how smart I am." Her mom smiled and patted her hand. "If you're like the rest of us, it'll happen at about the same time you want me to babysit for the first time.

I know. I know. Britney Spears is the Antichrist. Got it.

You said I was supposed to shoot you if you even thiught about narriage before thirty. You want to amenr that?

They laughed at that. She

You said I was supposed to shoot you if you even thought about marriage before thirty. You want to amend that?

dirty-word Scrabble

have a habit of me mettre le doigt dans l'oeil —um, putting my foot in my mouth sometimes.

I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.

When somebody asked Alexander Hamilton why the Framers hadn't mentioned God in the Constitution, his answer was deadpan hilarious: "We forgot.

I won't eat anything green.

All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.

Die Bouillon", sagte die Prinzessin, "sieht aus wie Wasser in Halbtrauer!" - "So schmeckt sie auch.