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Quotes About Humor

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.
~ Carol Leifer
I loved teaching and I did a lot of work as a teacher's assistant in college, and my favorite experience was basically getting a laugh from a bunch of people because they had just understood something.
~ Joss Whedon
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
~ Ron White
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
~ Bryan Callen
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
~ Elayne Boosler
What I've understood is that to be funny is not my job. To see funny is my job.
~ Anna D. Shapiro
Being a comedian is probably the only job apart from undertaking that isn't age restricted.
~ Peter Kay
I think empathy is undervalued in a lot of these comedy writers' rooms.
~ Nell Scovell
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.
~ Ian Ziering
I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.
~ Julia Mancuso
Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp.
~ Patch Adams
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
~ Joel Madden
Everybody asks me what it was like to be in my underwear for my network television debut.
~ T. J. Miller
I just try to laugh at the little things. Like, I'm always amazed by how long it takes two kids to get dressed and out the door. Every morning I say, 'Come on! Let's go! Five minutes!' And they're still in their underwear. Or they say they're ready, but they're not wearing shoes.
~ Molly Shannon
I was just looking at a packet that had SpongeBob thong underwear, so it goes farther than I would imagine.
~ Stephen Hillenburg
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
~ Kyle Kinane
Maybe six months out of drama school, I was working at the Dundee Rep Theatre, I worked there for about a year, and I had an audition for the National Theatre of Scotland. I went into the audition room and when I came out I realized my fly was undone. I did this whole dramatic speech with my fly hanging low.
~ Ncuti Gatwa
'The Truth About Lorin Jones' will undoubtedly shock and offend as many readers as it will amuse, since it dares to make fun of feminism - of its manners, if not its politics.
~ Edmund White
With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.
~ Carrie Brownstein
Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like those moments where people half-smile and half-wince.
~ Mark Haddon
An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.
~ Kevin Hart
Dhol' is a light-hearted thriller revolving around four unemployed guys who are chasing money. It's my first attempt at comedy.
~ Kunal Khemu
There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word in a familiar context. If you translated something into French and then had it translated back into English by somebody who didn't know the original, you'd lose what was funny.
~ Tom Stoppard