Quotes About Humor

Justice Scalia was a lion of the law. Agree or disagree with him, all of his colleagues on the bench shared his wisdom and his humor. And like them, I miss him.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy.

If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are.

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.

Sarcasm is waster on the young.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.

Definitions from Mulla Do-PiazaPoverty: The result of marriage.

A comedian is better than a politician

We are fools in the stream of time, in moments of calm, we will laugh about ourselves.

At some point in my early forties I realized that my primary goal in just about any verbal exchange is to lighten the mood.

While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally, we felt close to him because we shared his lighthearted sense of humor, admired his uncommon virtue, and were moved by his remarkable wisdom.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.