Quotes About Humor

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old Avengers with new people except for me, looking rather fat and rather old.

My father was adept at making up limericks about place names we encountered on holidays or others using the names of new people we met.

A responsive crowd is great - they help you see new things in your comedy.

That is what I got into comedy for, to be able to challenge myself and just grow as a comedian and find new ways to be funny.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

'The Daily Show,' at its core, is the answer to the nightly news.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh man, there's no shortage of craziness happening on the American landscape right now. I'll turn on the TV every day or check out the newspaper, and there is something to find humor in or something to find absolute fear in. Either way, it makes for good comedy.

Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for the newspaper, it would be a humor column. If I acted, I wanted to do comedy.

I always laugh when I read about sexism cases in the newspaper.

If I didn't understand a cartoon in a newspaper, I'd just turn the page.

My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

My daughters have become little judges. If I do produce a baked item, they tut at the soggy bottom and advise me to try harder next time.

When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.

Kids are always writing me: 'I had a bad day too.' 'I got gum in my hair.' And the kids also write to me to pass on advice to Alexander. My favorite one of those being, 'The next time you have a bad day, blame your brothers.' I didn't expect this. It's certainly the most successful of my books.

I just try to be as nice as possible and make fun of myself and laugh at the jokes.

No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys.

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

There are women who find nice people attractive... I've never met them.

There's nothing nicer than hearing people laughing.

I think I came back from America a funnier and nicer person than I went.