Quotes About Humor

I became popular as Bua because of 'Comedy Nights with Kapil.'

Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances, they don't play it safe.

Nine out of 10 English chefs have their names on their chests. Who do they think they are? They're dreamers. They're jokes.

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

Hateful words stand no chance against self-worth and a little of humor.

The most hardcore, edgiest comedian in the world has no desire to hurt people and make people have a bad evening. Everybody wants everybody to have a good time.

I as an individual can always take a joke on me, big time, there's no doubt on that.

The best comedy comes from a specific view point, and there is no doubt that the Indian culture has it is own take on the world.

Every comedian wants to play the London Comedy Store, and I was no exception.

I learned women never want to hear they have big feet. That's no fun.

In my case, there are only two kinds of hope - Bob Hope and no hope.

I've absolutely no idea where Culoiseau is, but I'd imagine La Poularde de Culoiseau is some kind of chicken.

I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.

When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this.

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably.

There are a lot of people who are considered 'camp' who have no idea how ridiculous they are.

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

Actually, I had no idea what shooting hoops was or were. I thought dunking was something you did with a beignet and a cup of steaming coffee. I wasn't exactly sure what a Knick was.

I have no idea what a British sensibility or a British sense of humor is. I have no concept of what that is. I have no concept of what American sensibility is. I was born in Great Britain, but I was only there for six months, and we moved to Belgium, where I grew up.

George Clooney is actually a huge prankster. That's sort of his jam. I had no idea.

When Americans, who have no idea who I am, laugh at my jokes, it's exactly the same if someone loves you even if you're not rich and famous.

I don't want to be Marilyn Monroe. In many ways, that's a good comparison. Because Marilyn Monroe was a sexpot, all that stuff that I have no interest in. For me, it's much easier to just try to make people laugh than to try to be the hottest thing in the world.

There is no life without laughs for me.