Quotes About Humor

I have come to the conclusion there is no point making anything if you're not going to make people laugh and cry.

There is no point in taking yourself too seriously.

I have no problem joking about who I am.

Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

I have no problem in doing comedy, as I am happily consolidating my image of a comic actor.

In spite of the direction his medical practice had taken in later years, he'd always remained less interested in appearance than those things a person couldn't see: kindness and integrity, humor and sensibility.

I'm asking. What's the joke?" "Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?

Mom says its because she has PMS. Steve almost choked but composed himself quickly. Do you even know what that means? Jonah pushed his glasses up. I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at-men syndrome.

Sometimes dinner with these two was no better than eating with the second graders in the cafeteria.

Its easy to fall for someone that will find humor in every situation.

You're very handsome this evening. Did I buy you that shirt?" "Thank you," Colin said. "And yes, you did." "And that's a good thing, don't you agree? If I wasn't around, you'd probably be wearing one of those awful T-shirts with slogans on them." "I like those shirts." She patted his arm. "I know you do, bless your heart.

Do you need some Tylenol? No, I'm just getting old. Tylenol can't do much to fix that.

How am I doing? He nods. I smile and turn the question over in my mind. I begin to point out that it isn't really the right question, but start to laugh before I can finish, and keep on laughing, a laughter that builds on it self. How am I doing? he might as well ask, Would you like more pebbles in your shoes, or Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how'd you like the play?

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.

I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Love in the Time of Cholera, and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography Cash by Johnny Cash.

Life isn't, and has never been, a 2-0 home victory after a fish and chip lunch.

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

And it's not like you never do anything wrong ever, is it?' said Marcus. 'I mean...' He had to be careful here. He knew he couldn't say too much or even anything at all about the hospital stuff. 'I mean how come I got to know Will in the first place?' Because you threw a bloody great baguette at a duck's head and killed it, basically,' said Will.

Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.

I'd saw there were millions like me, but there aren't, really: lots of blokes have impeccable music taste but don't read, lots of blokes read but are really fat, lots of blokes are sympathetic to feminism but have stupid beards, lots of blokes have a Woody Allen sense of humor but look like Woody Allen.

I don't have the heart to tell my sons that the older one gets, the less funny literature becomes—and they would refuse to believe me if I tried to explain that some people don't think jokes even belong in proper books. I won't bother breaking the news that, if they remain readers, they will insist on depressing themselves for about a decade of their lives, in a concerted search of gravitas through literature.

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

I don't know why you'd want to have sex with me one nightand sleep on the sofa the next, she said. Well, of course,they weren't consecutive nights, he said.

Maybe nobody went to see the Rolling Stones here in 1964,' said Ros. 'The dead shark was just too much fun.