Quotes About Humor

I secretly had this name 'Nancy and Beth' come into my mind, and I thought, 'Oh my God, that's such a funny, interesting, weird name for a band.'

Comedy relieves you. A lot of times, we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic say, 'Don't you hate it when...' And it's, 'Oh, my God! Of course!'

I love 'Grace and Frankie!' Oh my God, it's the best show.

The black comedians meeting? Oh yeah, we hold one every year at Eddie Murphy's house.

Dave Chappelle

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it.

It's OK to joke about yourself and have self-perspective, but, like, when you constantly put yourself down to get other people to tell you you're good, that annoys me. Have confidence!

Gamer humor ranges all over the place. What it comes down to is taking a lot of what we see in gaming and we're familiar with in gaming and being like, 'OK, hold on, let's re-examine this for a second. Isn't this funny? Isn't this strange? Isn't this a little bit ridiculous?' That's where it is.

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out.

If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

I'm okay with having bad dance moves.

It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the scrubs on. And then with me, it's kind of like, well, I'm a comedian, I'm making fun of everybody and everything. And I'm making fun of myself. I'm having fun making fun of and for other people.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.

I remember Nigel Martyn joking with me at Leeds, saying he was old enough to be my father, which he certainly was.

The editor of a newspaper, who is an old friend, asked me to write a column. According to her, I cracked lame jokes all the time and read voraciously.

I consider myself just a lovable old man who just loves women. I've reversed 100 percent.