Quotes About Humor

I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me.

All I can say is that laughter is my music; I would deeply suspect an argument which hadn't laughter.

Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly.

I probably have the crappiest tattoo -- not only in country music -- but maybe the world.

I prefer Offenbach to Bach often.

It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!

I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.

What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

Our first show, A Little Nightmare Music, encompasses a lot of zany humor with beautiful classical music.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks