Quotes About Humor

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

The main reason I did 'Captain America' was because I wanted to get out of my own head and stop taking my work so seriously.

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Boney fingers.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's just a hilarious day at work.

It's continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you've got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I don't think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances.

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

All my work shares a kind of balance between black comedy and sad and despairing melancholy.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

I'll joke all day, but once I get in the gym, I'm going to work hard.

I never took the work less than serious, my work ethic is ingrained in me. But I've always had a sense of humor about myself.

You learn to kid around and joke and not take things too seriously because somehow its all gonna work out for the best - or you're gonna make it work out

Well, I like to have fun at work.

When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.

I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don't collapse.

Were you already here?" he asked. "Yeah." "Didn't you just bring her home from work two hours ago?" "Yeah." Tripp chuckled and shook his head. "Did you even leave?" "No.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

I think what's difficult is proving to people that a script actually does work and sometimes the laughter might not be on the page, it might be between the lines.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

Anyone who has the kind of inventive and inspired comic sensibility to be able to do that kind of work must be pretty talented.