Quotes About Humor

I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling.

I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I'd have to do is just turn the camera on and off.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their half of the work.

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

I respect anyone who's honest to themselves and able to bring that into their work in an entertaining fashion.

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

People come up to me on the street and say, 'Men at Work is the funniest movie I ever saw in my life'. But, you know, I do have to question how many movies these people have seen.

The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.

God created man, but I could do better.

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy comes through the character.

I let the comedy come through the character and just try to make sure that everything is kind of rounded in a truth, in a reality, because that's what I need to make a character work.

Whenever another Latino tells me they're more Mexican than me I stop working and let them do the work for me.

I have a dark sense of humor, so I definitely like to work on stuff like that. I do enjoy working in comedies where I can create a fun and broad character.

I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'.

A lot of people dont think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious!

Have a wonderful sense of humor, particularly about yourself and your own situation. Yet don't simply laugh. Work to change and improve things even though, at times, it seems impossible.

Without context, things are not scary. Without context, like humor, horror doesn't work.

Humor is serious work. But it keeps everybody at the table.