Quotes About Humor

Alan Carr - I love him.

I'm not making comedy albums. That's too much effort for one joke.

I think if aliens came to Earth, we would laugh. If there was an alien technology, we would laugh.

Free ponies for all Americans!

People like my voice, which is funny because all my life my family has joked about my nasal voice.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

The alternative comedy scene is actually pretty small, I guess.

I don't have Alzheimer's. I have part-timer's.

People are amazed that I do comedy. I always did comedy.

I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy.

It's amazing that people love 'Family Guy' as much as they do. It's great.

I lived in Amsterdam for five years doing comedy out there.

I think I'm just like a lot of people who had nothing. We had to amuse ourselves, so we had to become amusing.

I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

What people don't understand is that when I hear what somebody has said about me, I wonder, 'Don't you know what they are saying about you, too?' It's quite amusing.

I always say what I think to be amusing.

I love Kristin Wigg. I love Amy Poelher.

I'm really great at making terrible analogies.

If we tried to analyse our comedy, we might stop being any good at it.

Louie Anderson thinks my thing is the absurdness of reality. That's what we do on 'Portlandia' all the time. I try to bring that absurdness of reality to everything.

I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.

I'm no good at anecdotes.

No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke.

There's no anger in my act towards anyone other than myself... and maybe airlines.