Quotes About Humor

You can joke about anything. It just depends on your angle and the way you go about it.

Garfield is my spirit animal.

I love animals and they're very easy to look after when they're dead.

I like the idea of seeing myself animated and caricatured.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

Bridget Jones has a lot to answer for.

I think trying to be hot is the antithesis of trying to be funny. If you're aware of what you look like, or you're trying to... you can't be truly funny.

I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And I was right.

I think it is easier to put yourself down before anyone else does. Or to laugh at yourself before anyone else does.

I'd rather take the mick out of myself before anyone else does. I know they'll do it, so I'd rather get in there first!

For me, if I were to be at home in any kind of style, it is more comedy than anything else.

People who take themselves too seriously, who can't see anything else, are usually funny.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

People think making jokes about something is just going to cause trouble. But actually, not making jokes about something is a type - and this sounds very pretentious - of apartheid.

I lived in my car in Hollywood for a year, and then it got towed. My... apartment got towed. How... does that happen?

I find it really appalling when people talk about comedy.

I can't be serious, apparently.

I like proper jokes. I don't like people who get applause because the audience agree with them.

Directors were apprehensive in trying comedy with me.

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.

Doing stand-up in front of arenas or clubs is something else; it's not a talent I have.

I love 'Arrested Development.'

I would definitely look for someone who is really honest and a very confident guy, but not arrogant and definitely someone who makes me laugh.