Quotes About Humor

It is always dangerous when your enemy has a sense of humor. Ask Batman.

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

POETS Day, remember! Fox smiled to himself: Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday. It was all the invitation he needed.

I doubt he'd give me the smell from his farts—no, tell a lie: in that one respect he's being more than generous.

If arseholes could fly, this place would be an airport'.

silly buggers

And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.

rather than hanging around like a fart under a duvet.

Tell me, Francis, do you buy your one-liners wholesale? Only they're well past their sell-by.

He had perfected the art of looking interested, and could grasp in surprise at any and every predictable punchline.

Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.

It's just as well that bicycles don't suffer from inferiority complexes!' cracked Audrey.

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.

A Better Beard that Yours. 'All true devotees wear a beard,' said the Imam to his audience. 'Show me a thick and lustrous beard and I'll show you a true believer!' 'My goat has a beard far bushier and longer than yours,' replied Nasrudin. 'Does that mean he is a better Muslim than you?

If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul.

Saying of the Mulla Nasrudin. If I survive this life without dying, I'll be surprised.

Si no puedes reír con frecuencia y autenticidad, no tienes alma.

Una barba mejor que la tuya. "Todos los verdaderos devotos llevan barba," dijo el Imán a su audiencia. "Muéstrenme una barba espesa y brillante, y yo les mostraré a un verdadero creyente!" "Mi cabra tiene una barba mucho más tupida y larga que la tuya," contestó Nasrudín. "¿Eso significa que es mejor musulmán que tú?".

Dicho del Mulá Nasrudín. Si sobrevivo a esta vida sin morirme, me sorprenderé. Las sutilezas del incomparable

Dicho del Mulá Nasrudín. Si sobrevivo a esta vida sin morirme, me sorprenderé.

Definiciones de Mulla Do-Piaza Deudor: un burro en un atolladero.

Definitions from Mulla Do-Piaza. Poverty: The result of marriage.

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