logo

Quotes About Humor

I pitched the idea that SpongeBob and Patrick learn a swearword. Everyone said no. I couldn't even use a bleep. So I used a dolphin sound instead.
~ Stephen Hillenburg
We did Donald McGill, seaside-postcard stuff - middle of the road.
~ Ronnie Corbett
I wouldn't want my comedy show to hurt anybody. I'm not Donald Trump.
~ Ralphie May
A lot of actors are like, 'Why do I do this? My character wouldn't do this? This doesn't make sense.' And in a comedy, you kind of just need to walk into the door.
~ Kathryn Hahn
You can't always be the jokester and the doormat.
~ Manny Montana
I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.
~ Betty White
When Logo offered me my own comedy special, I said, 'Let's make it a double.'
~ Bianca Del Rio
I'm a fan of Douglas Adams, yes.
~ Matt Berry
Drag has always been the thing you turn to to remember to not take yourself too seriously.
~ RuPaul
There are friends of mine that I've known for years who didn't like my brand of humor, but once I was on 'Drag Race,' they loved it.
~ Bianca Del Rio
I would like to get back to making people laugh. Before drama school, I did nothing but comedy.
~ Andrew Buchan
I love period dramas and language, but I love comedy as well.
~ Robin McLeavy
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.
~ Robert Webb
There's nothing more dramatic than the comedy I've done. Because the comedy I've done is to get to the audience, get them to feel it, or they won't laugh.
~ Jerry Lewis
Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy.
~ Bobcat Goldthwait
I'm very ditsy and a klutz. I've been known to walk on stage and fall over my dress.
~ Jessica Simpson
I don't like it when people dress up like Zim, because they look like Hulks.
~ Jhonen Vasquez
I definitely have my days where I look like I got dressed in the dark.
~ Mariska Hargitay
The appeal of comedy is that you're not going to look your best. Dressing up or dressing down is something I love and feel very comfortable doing. I feel at my least comfortable when I have to look at my best.
~ Sarah Alexander
The good thing about being a pundit now is you have ex-footballers together and there's good banter. That's what it was like in the dressing room every day.
~ Robbie Savage
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
~ Patton Oswalt
Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
~ Gabriel Iglesias
People love to drop in 'you betcha' as often as they can.
~ Frances McDormand
I tend to like dry humor.
~ Dan Scanlon