Quotes About Humor

If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as well.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

I started as a writer. I had the dumb act, but I made my living from writing.

I don't have a smart house. My house is very dumb.

I can't play guitar or piano. I can't even play dumb to get through TSA in the airport.

One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.'

The people I make fun of most are white people. They're the dumbest ones. They really are.

I'm pretty much a comic that dwells on what happened to me instead of what's happening to me.

My children can't see many of the films that I've been in because I'm always either dying or taking my clothes off.

I'm dying for people to let me be funny!

I'm not a natural comic, I don't think. That's why I gave up stand-up. It was hard. It involved a lot of death. Dying. Dying on stage. But it's one of those jobs you can only learn by doing it.

I'm actually a big 'Duck Dynasty' fan.

I think it's best if I remain as dysfunctional as I can.

Earlier, I used to always ask people if they want me to answer as Supriya or Hansa. If they said Hansa, and asked me a question, I would say, I don't know. That's because Hansa doesn't know anything! For me, it was important to reach that state of thing in mind where I don't question anything.

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

It's a huge high to be able to earn a nice living doing the thing I love most - making comedy.

People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.

My ears are too big.

I am absolutely at ease working in a comedy.

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

I've been a fan of Eddie Izzard since school.

The 'Edge And Christian Show' is evergreen, I guess.

My stand-up is clean; it's not too edgy. I've played it safe since the beginning.