Quotes About Humor

Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be.

I was often getting hired to play sociopaths and psychopaths and stuff, which is really funny.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

It would be really nice to make a record that would be super-fun to play live - a record that would be funny, with a little bit of heart.

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

The ability to be funny is pretty widespread in the population.