Quotes About Humor

Zach. You can only call me Mr. Quinn when you're angry.

When did you get so bossy, Ms. Baird?" "Self-defense against a certain T-Rex.

Can you two keep from tearing each other's throats out during however long it takes to find Nash?" Lucas's dry tone did nothing to hide the feline amusement in his eyes as he broke into her line of sight. "Or maybe I should be worrying about clothes instead?

Am I invited to this movie night," Sam interrupted to say, "or were you planning to ignore me sitting right here?" "The ignore one," Inés answered, quick as a shot. "My heart is broken." "I bleed for you." "Cruel." "It wasn't my best effort.

You're so cute when you're deluding yourself.

Dev called Katya on the comm panel as soon as he was able. "How are you?" "Fine." Her lips curved. "Connor brought me a smoothie -he said you threatened to cut his legs off at the knees if he forgot." "Damn straight.

while she respected all of the Seven, her relationship with Illium was different. He'd been the first one she'd truly come to know, his humor and wit critical in helping her adjust to this new life. Even among the Seven, he seemed to hold a special place: no one was ever angry at Bluebell. The idea that power might change him, chill that joyous heart was even worse than the thought of losing him to it.

Have you met Mr. Tall, Dangerous, and Smoldering before?" Margo put a hand on Selenka's shoulder, the contact instinctive between packmates. "It's a serious breach of the girlfriend code to hide snacks like that.

Immortals don't get heart attacks." "Look closely. This is my not-laughing face.

Don't get dead, Raphael, or I swear I'll hunt you down in the afterlife.

Sure you can handle me, pretty, pretty Bluebell?" "Did I ever tell you about my snakeskin boots?" "I do think I need some new feathers for my pillow.

What about you, pretty boy? You gonna stand there and let your girlfriend do all the work?" "What?" Watch my seriously hot woman put you on your fat ass and look sexy while she's doing it? Oh, yeah, I'm definitely game for that.

Tell me you got back at him." "Are you kidding? I smiled like the perfect Indian princess, asked hi one sugar or two and put in seven. You should've seen his face when he had to choke it down or risk insulting my entire family." Total evil satisfaction in her tone.

Looks like Egor is a quick draw, Ms. Baird. There are pills for that, you know.

If he laid on the Irish any thicker, she'd be drowning in shamrocks.

Why did we think having a cub was a good idea?

You young people. Where do you think you come from, huh?" "I arrived by stork," Raj said seriously. "My brother and sister by magic.

Illium grinned, unrepentant. "Want to try again? I'll move extra slow—you are both so much older, after all." The last words were a conspiratorial whisper. Galen glanced at Raphael. "How has he survived this long?" "No one can catch him.

Are you going to be serious?" She scowled. "No. I'd rather cause an earthquake.

Now I'm going to have my dinner. Unless you'd like me to further kick your mangy ass.

Boyfriend?" Her cheeks heated. "Yes." "Funny name." "What?" She frowned. "Ernest is a perfectly nice name." "Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine.

Dime una cosa, Rafael. Él ya se estaba girando para avanzar hacia la puerta. —¿Qué es lo que quieres saber, cazadora del Gremio? Elena disimuló la sonrisa que le había provocado ese desliz. —¿Cómo debo llamarte? ¿Marido? ¿Compañero? ¿Novio? Rafael se quedó inmóvil con la mano en el picaporte y la miró con una expresión indescifrable. —Puedes llamarme «Amo»

Hey, Frenchie!" Sage poked his head out the door, the sun hitting the brown of his hair to reveal hidden strands of red. "Did you bring any baguettes?" "Why don't you go season something, Herb?

You never know what Legbara going to take it into he head to do. Him is a trickster. The Eshu-them too love to play games.