Quotes About Humor

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

The humor for me is how far above your head the signature is - it's dislocated from the sign of the artist in such a distinct way that it could almost be a self-portrait of a sort.

The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

FANTASTIC! There is such clarity and so much humor in Stetch's playing! I have always loved that about him.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

Your writing", she said to me, "it's so raw. It's like a sledgehammer, and yet it has humor and tenderness. . . .

If humor is not present, I tend to be concerned about the artist, or distrusting of what they're presenting - unless there is an obvious tragedy being talked about.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

I'm looking forward to a future where there are roles of greater vulnerability and humor involved.

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, its silly.

I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.

I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're with and hopefully through humor have them understand us.

Any type of humor can be transferred to the screen, as long as there's clarity. The audience wants to know just what they're supposed to be feeling, when they're supposed to laugh.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people who have a sense of comedy, not just a sense of humor.

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.