Quotes About Humor

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

Older actresses apparently have no sense of humor about being older actresses.

I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.

It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny.

I've always been so intrigued by French language and how it completely changes you, because of cultural context, because of humor.

Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.

What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and so defends from the insanities.

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.

I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor?

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

The really authentic thing about humor is that anyone can pretend to be serious. Anyone who's ever had a job - in fact, we're pretending to be serious now, more or less.