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Quotes About Humor

I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.
~ Michael Angarano
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.
~ George Mikes
Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.
~ Agnes Repplier
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
~ Chelsea Handler
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I washed mud off of mud.
~ Steven Wright
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
~ Steven Wright
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.
~ Zora Neale Hurston
I think New Yorkers - they're media savvy. People have a sense of humor.
~ Billy Eichner
It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.
~ Kirsten Dunst
You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face.
~ Sherry Argov
I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?
~ Rebecca Miller
There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation.
~ Guy Pearce
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
~ Mitch Hedberg
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness.
~ Horace
I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think.
~ Princess Superstar
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.
~ Tim Vine
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"
~ Tim Vine
Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.
~ Garrison Keillor
I try to have all my characters have a sense of humor. To me the most interesting thing is a desperate character. I think desperation is funny.
~ Bobby Cannavale
My dark comic edge is the end result of trying to use humor to maintain my sanity growing up in a dysfunctional family in Honolulu.
~ Kirby Wright
What humor allows you to do is to let the past go with less pain. It's a healing element. It releases some of the pain from the shotgun wound.
~ James McBride
We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.
~ Connie Nielsen