Quotes About Humor

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets.

Latin is already a dead language, man... don't make it any deader.

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

One does not have humor. It has you.

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

I think bands, when they're on the road, they keep their sanity by developing an internal sense of humor.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.

If the gods have no sense of humor they must weep a great deal.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.