Quotes About Humor

Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm.

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

Smiles, like humor, are the most serious and complex forms of communication used by human beings.

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.

Physicians must discover the weaknesses of the human mind, and even condescend to humor them, or they will never be called in to cure the infirmities of the body.

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

Style and taste do not have anything to do with the other. It's the difference between wit and humor.

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'

Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing.

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me that really attract me to a girl.

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

I guess I try to find the humor by juxtaposing deeper themes in literature with what people perceive as being lighter, disposable children's fare in comics.

A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?