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Quotes About Humor

I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view.
~ Chelsea Handler
I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.
~ Gary Owens
Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view.
~ Michelle Wolf
With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show.
~ Jason Jones
I think so much of kids' television, kids' entertainment, is done by adults from a looking-back point of view. If we come up with a really great joke that will make me laugh hard and would make my friends laugh, we pitch it aside.
~ Dan Schneider
I think the most important thing I do as head writer of 'Kenan & Kel' and 'All That' is make sure any jokes we do, any situations we approach are from a kid's point of view.
~ Dan Schneider
David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out.
~ Michael Keaton
As a friend once pointed out, the crotchety dowagers do tend to get all the best lines. That may be why I have so many of them in my books.
~ Lauren Willig
What I have found that my comedy is doing - and what really drives me - is to sort of bring women together through pointing out why we act so crazy.
~ Iliza Shlesinger
I love 'Pointless.'
~ Joe Lycett
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
People say, 'When are you going to do serious stuff?' I look at them as though they were crazy. My serious stuff is my comedy. That's how I make my points.
~ Walter Matthau
I really love D.C.; it's one of my favorite places to perform. I always say when I come here, I feel like my IQ increases by 20 points.
~ Maz Jobrani
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.
~ Ted Rall
I was always given the comedy role, even in the ballet. I was the one who fell off her points, you know? I love doing comedy, and I love being in things that make people laugh.
~ June Whitfield
I think if you have a funny thought, and you want to get off a funny point, try to do it as realistically as you can. If you try to act it funny and accent the funny points, or do it in a funny style, you kind of lose it.
~ Fred Willard
I always wanted to give comedy a try and I feel Comedy Classes' is the best platform for that.
~ Sara Khan
Classic comedy is classic comedy, and it will go on for years.
~ David Jason
My whole life is classical now. Except my wife. I don't have a classical wife. I have a classy wife, but I don't have a classical wife.
~ Alec Baldwin
To this day I clean better than most maids.
~ Ernest Borgnine
My stand-up act is very clean.
~ Carol Leifer
I am mildly addicted to Mucinex-D. I feel like I should just come clean about that.
~ Andrew Rannells
Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs.
~ David Hockney
You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.
~ Vanessa Bayer