Quotes About Humor

If the show is going really well and the comedian is still annoyed with the audience, chances are he's a Boston comic. That's the beauty of Boston comics.

As a comedian, you can't tell people that they're wrong or that they're stupid.

A comedian's job itself is tough. But I have been lucky to have made people laugh.

I think you're a comedian as soon as you start. I don't think there's a moment where you become a full comic.

I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long time to come.

The job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but a lot of my interests are in politics so I'm going to use that.

You know, a comedian's comedian is just that - it's a guy who's original and funny and can make comics laugh.

You can't just expect anyone to turn comedian because it's something that should come naturally, but not when forced on someone.

I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way.

You know, as a comedian, that's what you do. You speak truth to power by making people laugh.

I think of myself as a light comedian.

If I am known as a comedian or I get to be known as one, it is because of one of two reasons - either you have not tried or you have accepted it.

I love comedy but I am Rajpal Yadav. I am not a comedian.

As a disabled comedian, often my hecklers are also disabled.

I'm not a natural comedian.

I love pure joke-tellers, but if I go to see a comedian for a full show, I want to feel I know them more than when I came through the door.

I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work things out you've to get out of the bunker.

If in the first 30 seconds, a comedian cannot bring a smile to your face, he is not an entertainer.

It's embarrassing to say you want to be a comedian. Admitting that you want attention and you think you're such a laugh.

For a comedian, talking to people is the best education.

My job is literally clapping back every day online as a comedian.

An academic is what I would have been if I hadn't been successful as a comedian. I've never had a proper job.

I think I'm naturally very much a comedian.

For me personally, being a comedian is having funny ideas and saying them: it's not just saying them. I need the complete process.