Quotes About Humor

I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.

It's really not my thing to go after what comedians are doing. Because I always feel like we're jesters at the end of the day.

There should be comedians who perform only for robots - I'm saying human comedians that only perform for robots.

Comedians are not well people. Well people are not drawn to creating.

I don't consider myself a comedian, but you work with some comedians, and sometimes these guys are incredible on their feet - it's just amazing - and that's not what I do. But it's always fun, and I don't really care as long as the character is interesting.

When you're a comedian, you're another race. You're friends with all these comedians who are white, black and brown. It's us against the world.

I don't like any female comedians.

To me, the best comedians are the ones that take everyday, normal, boring stuff that no one thinks is funny, and they make it funny. That's the same style I go for.

I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.'

I don't think you get a lot of comedians who are homeopaths. Comedy is essentially about not being hoodwinked.

Stand-up comedians have a very important relationship to Twitter. For them, it's a place to try out material.

Comedians are on the road so much that when they're just getting to act and sit in one place, they're really grateful and just ready.

Comedians are always narrating the story of the people. Always.

I'm a comedian because I want people to like me. That's really why all comedians are comedians.

You could have a room full of the best comedians in the world and, for some reason, Chris Farley would take the cake. He was that good, just naturally. God's gift.

With most specials, even the best comedians will tell you they could have cut 15 or 20 minutes out of it.

I've always felt so unconnected to other comedians.

I'm pretty much only friends with comedians.

Comedians shame people.

Well, audiences will laugh at a lot of things that comedians won't.

Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.

People are born comedians.

Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you don't call them airplane comedians.

I've always found the world funny and enjoy laughing at it, and that's what all comedians do.