Quotes About Humor

The president used to joke that it was going to impact the national debt just to feed him.

It was funny. He was funny. Kat wanted to laugh. She tried to will herself to do it. To dance. To be the girl she'd tried—and failed—to be at Colgan. But instead she inched away from the very kind, very funny, very handsome boy who had followed her into the dark, somehow bringing the music with him.

Is it true he killed a Turkish ambassador with a thong?" I wasn't sure if she was talking about the sandals or the panties, but

They hotwired Cam's bed," Abby said with a shrug. "Of course they did," my mother said.

Come on, guys," I said, laughing. "What? Did you think he was going to ask me to the prom?" I teased. "Or, hey, Mom's burning macaroni and cheese for supper Sunday night; maybe he can come over and she can tell him about the time she jumped off a ninety-story balcony in Hong Kong with a parachute she made out of pillowcases.

So, either they love pasta or are a family of axe murderers?" I quipped.

One thing to be said for Baine was that he couldn't care less whether the people in his elevator were clothed or unclothed, so Rio was spared the computer's snide comments. Baine did know about sex, though. As Rio carried Nella out of the lift, Baine muttered, " Computer interface is so much easier ." "What did he say?" Nella asked as Rio set her on her bed. "Bad machine-language joke. Ignore him.

Shall we go, then?" Aiden asked. Rio shot him an amused glance. "You talk so hoity-toity, Aiden. Shall we go? We shall get our asses down to Nella's bedroom, yes." Nella smiled and warmed all over. No other man in her life had made her laugh like Rio did.

Dear La Virgen, [...] and she puts flowers and special sea shells in front of this little fat guy she calls Budda who I guess is kinda like your husband GOD right? But he doesn't look mad like hes smiteing any one and in fact he looks like he eats 5ths and 6ths, and in fact he looks like hes smileing [...].

Si nuestros abuelos nos vieran, se morirían primero de risa, después de pena. Porque para ellos esto no sería una crisis, sino un leve contratiempo.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

A veces el usa lenguaje de surfista californiano igual que todo el mundo aquí, y otras veces parece que ha salido de las páginas de Cumbres Borrascosas. —No. No me has contrariado, — yo le digo riéndome.

A tiger, an alligator, and a redneck walked into my pawnshop.

Who is Justin Bieber, and why is his hair poisonous to small girls?" It was a long time before he could stop laughing hard enough to answer her.

Jeremiah had said Dead End was like New York, but with fewer naked cowboys. I'd responded that New York was like Dead End, but with fewer gator wranglers.

Dude. Message understood. But you call me Your Highness again, and I'll kick your ass.

It took a rare person to appreciate a good Elmer Fudd line.

So he was frustrated with her. Most people rolled their eyes when they got frustrated. Alaric made dolphins do ballet.

Acababa de descubrir una verdad desoladora y, a la vez, cómica: la sensatez era el consuelo de los débiles

I have a Ph.D. in masturbation.

Cuando el mal gusto alcanza tales extremos, sólo queda el recurso de la risa

A mí, lo que me gusta en la vida son las molestias autorizadas. Como las víctimas no tienen derecho a defenderse, resultan todavía más divertidas