Quotes About Humor

Wow, look at this setup. NASA called. They want Houston back.

When they passed the centaur king's cell, Volós pointed at Regin and slid his forefinger across his throat. She replied, "Hey, didn't I see you in a donkey show down in Tijuana? No? You've got a twin then—

Death wants to gank me. Must be Tuesday.

Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers.

If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.

Nereus to Lothaire: "I really thought you'd demand my firstborn." "As if I'd want your fucking guppy," Lothaire drawled, tracing away before Nereus could strike him down.

Lemme guess, Regin said. You had your introductory spiel all planned, but rational thought deserted you when you saw me stroll in braless.

You do not mind my humor?" "Not at all. I've not laughed like this …" His brows drew together. "I think I've never laughed like this." "Usually I exasperate people. And I jest at inappropriate times. Such as during executions. Freya says 'tis my gift and my bane to frustrate others." "I like your manner, Reginleit. Life is long without humor.

Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower?

Regin slapped her knees. "Oh, my gods, look at him running like his life depended on catching us." She slid open the door. "Is this straight outta Platoon, or what? Willem!" she cried, holding out one hand. "Run, Willem!" Then she choked on her laughter.

She took me to a mall yesterday' Lachlain sounded as if he'd just stifled a shudder. And she pointed to a boy and said, 'I think I want one.' So naturally, I start thinking, Where can I get a wee mortal? But she meant a bairn— our bairn.

Puck laughed, and it wasn't like that weird high-pitched giggle she'd heard out of children before, the one that begged the question: why would one possibly tickle a child just to elicit that noise?

When Thad began nuzzling her neck, pressing his opened lips against her, she smacked him in the back of the head. Don't go vamp on me now! Whaa! He shot upright, his fangs sharp. Where am I? She glanced at his fangs, then down. Oh, my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.

Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face - Melanthe the potential Queen of Persuasions:

Natalya's lips quirked. You're glowing like a Lite-Brite. Shut it, fairy.

Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?

Damn it, MacRieve, if you keep calling me kitten, then I'm going to start calling you something equivalent, like hound dog - and then we'll both be losers.

Regin to Fegley: I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do.

Sabine gave a Scoff. I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be. In an incredulous tone, he said, You don't know the meaning of virtue! Of course I do - it means your thong must be white.

I suppose that now you'll want to sleep with me?Alas big guy I'm taken.' 'No. you're not,'Regin said. 'Am too,' Nix said. 'Mike Rowe, the star of Dirty Jobs, is soon to realize I'm his beloved.' She sighed dreamily. 'He even got his lawyers to contact me on the pretext of a' she made air quotes 'restraining order.

I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!

You doona want to kill me, which is a good sign. Maybe this is your way of flirting?" (Garreth)

She laughed, and drank more beer. "Take a long trace off a short bridge, vampire.

I got nothing. Even the spies I'm spying on who are spying on other spies got nothing.