Quotes About Humor

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

I'm not a serious person, and I don't like serious people.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

To me, what the 'Billy on the Street' persona is, is me as a 12-year-old.

I've been called worse things by better people.

Den som kun ta'r spøg for spøg og alvor kun alvorligt Han og hun har faktisk fattet begge dele dårligt

Not having a moustache, he was in the habit of twirling his eyebrows. "Why do you keep twirling your eyebrows?" a young lady asked him one day. "We all twirl the hairs we have, depending on our age and sex," Tito replied. The young lady thought him very witty and fell in love with him. She

To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity.

One jests because one wants to contemplate.

The malicious humor of men, though perverse and refractory, is not so savage and invincible but it may be wrought upon by kindness, and altered by repeated obligations.

A Spartan, seeing a man taking up a collection for the gods, said that he did not think much of gods who were poorer than himself.

Are you out of your candy wrapper?

What are you doing?" "I'm darning a sock," he said, holding it up to show me. "What's that lump inside?" "A sock egg." "A sock egg? I didn't know socks hatched from eggs." "Only the best ones do. I can't wear the cheap kind, the ones that grow on trees. They give me blisters.

Dr Tag isch nid färn wenn dä erst Bundesrat sy Joint raucht!

she'd say there must be something in Leviticus against mixing so many metaphors.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. Or else a mouse is a transistorized elephant.

There once was a brainy baboon who always breathed down a bassoon for he said, It appears that in billions of years I shall certainly hit on a tune.

Sepandai-pandaimya lelaki, kata bujang nenekku dulu semasa aku masih sangat muda, kalau sedang gandrung: dia sungguh sebodoh-bodoh si tolol.

To the memory of those who made us laugh: the motley mountebanks, the clowns, the buffoons, in all times and in all nations, whose efforts have lightened our burden a little, this picture is affectionately dedicated.