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Quotes About Humor

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.
~ Ashton Kutcher
The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.
~ Seth Rogen
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
~ Tom Bodett
I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.
~ Abby Wambach
If I can make myself laugh about something that I should be crying about, that's pretty good.
~ John Prine
If you check your ego at the door when it comes to comedy, you've got a pretty good shot at making a great movie that you can commit yourself to, you can jump off the proverbial cliff with, and have a great time, and the audiences respond to that.
~ Dwayne Johnson
I've always said I'm pretty good at making mashed potato. I'm a good masher.
~ Paddy McGuinness
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that many movies that are really, truly, honestly that funny.
~ Michael Keaton
To do comedy, you have to be a pretty good actor to start with.
~ Robert Webb
Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.
~ Bill Hader
I think I'm just a comedian who's a pretty good con man, and I don't see that changing any time soon.
~ T. J. Miller
I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.
~ Stone Cold Steve Austin
Even at its height, 'The Daily Show' would do one great show a week, one pretty good show a week, and then two 'meh' ones. It was filler.
~ Jason Jones
I would like to say I do some pretty good impressions. I'm also one of the best basketball players in the world. I just chose not to go the NBA route, but people say I'm better than Kobe and LeBron.
~ Lamorne Morris
When I'm on stage, that's a job. It's acting, it's faking, just making fun of yourself, telling bad jokes - I'm pretty good in this - dancing, just to entertain.
~ Stromae
I was a good father. I was a nice guy, pretty good guitar player, and funny as hell.
~ Steve Lukather
We actually have some pretty good songs. But if they come out too serious, then we have to scrap them.
~ Kyle Gass
Well, I thought the opening of 'Hatari!' was pretty good. And 'The Pink Panther' wasn't half bad either.
~ Henry Mancini
My dad always said, 'There's no limit to the amount of people you can entertain as long as you're willing to be the butt of the joke.' And I've made a pretty good living off of that over the years.
~ Cris Collinsworth
Comedy is not easy to begin with, but comedy that also dances with drama - it's so hard.
~ Dan Levy
I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.
~ William Congreve
'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.
~ Megan Fox
I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.
~ Mel Brooks
Of course you can't go wrong with Daniel Kitson.
~ Alex Horne