Quotes About Humor

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

In a lot of movies, you'll see people on crazy dates, and you're like, 'No one would ever do that!'

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I've never been on a dating app, so I don't really know the difference between swiping left or right, LOL.

I love my wife and daughters, but there are times you want to put them in the bin.

Sometimes I act younger than my daughters. But that's when they say, 'Mama, stop it!'

Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.

Larry David just makes me laugh.

Larry David makes me laugh.

I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.

I told my wife once, 'I feel like I'm getting paid to sit at the feet of Aristotle.' Some people are like, 'You're comparing David Milch to Aristotle,' and yeah, I am, but I'm not Plato.

I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me.

When you're laughing aloud at David Sedaris' every sentence, it's easy to miss the more serious side of what he's up to.

Who is shorter, me or David Silva? I don't know. Probably him.

When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.

I've always wanted to be in comedy... growing up with Asian parents and not seeing yourself represented in media - it was always just a daydream.

They didn't let us see daylight on 'Community.'

One of the great upsides about comedy is that you're dealing with really lovely, fun material.

Comedy is probably a way of dealing with anxiety. Sometimes it's a way of dealing with pain.