Quotes About Humor

I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life, man.

A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.

I stay far away from political humor.

Unless it's a flat-out farce, an actor can't play comedy on film.

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

I'm fascinated by comedy.

That's what sort of fascinates me - what's funny as well as what's sad.

Fashion makes me laugh.

My Pa always said, 'Live fast, die laughing,' that's the way to do it.

There's no faster way to get on the good side of most engineers than making fun of product managers.

I can't wait until I get to play the fat guy in the office.

I'm looking forward to getting fat and old.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

I'm kind of fat.

Get ready for 'Les Mis 2'... I'm playing 'Fat Cosette.'

I'm just a fat guy.

Being typed is not important. For a while vou are typed as one thing. You get out of that. Then you are typed as something else. You can break away from everything except comedy. It's fatal to be typed as a comedian. You can't get out of that.

I made the fatal mistake of trying to cut my own hair. It makes me look like I have a good face for radio.

I believe in fate. I didn't set out to be a comedian at first. I'm still not sure if I am or not.