Quotes About Humor

Will you pretty please with brown sugar and cinnamon make a fucking Scrabble word?

Don't eat yellow snow.

Like my parents. That's their life I just described—but then, there they were, talking on the phone about my dad massaging my mom's groin area after yoga; cuddling on the couch; holding hands and wearing stupid Great Dane paraphernalia. That's all we can realistically hope for.

You're such an ass, Gat," says Johnny kindly.

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Never eat anything bigger than your ass

He wasn't much of a dancer, but he knew it, and the faces he pulled when he danced gave him a perpetually startled look-as if he were, at regular intervals, surprised to find himself dancing.

Never eat anything bigger than your ass - Johnny

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events.

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.

I hate fighting with you," he whispers. Well, stop being such an arse." He chuckles and the captivating sound reverberates through his chest. He tightens his hold on me. Arse?" Ass." I prefer arse." You should. It suits you.

I feel safer with a Pyrrho than with a Saint Paul, for a jesting wisdom is gentler than an unbridled sanctity.

I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.

One was tired of everything, it seemed. One launched into enthusiasms only to collapse gracefully, and pick oneself up amid sympathetic laughter.

He felt that the English are a comic institution, and enjoyed being misunderstood by them.

You are not to say 'stink,' " interrupted Helen; "at least, you may say it, but you must pretend you are being funny while you say it.

and laughed at his theories, and proved that no man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.

She thought of her distant youth. The world was not so humorous then, but it had been more important.

I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.

It was Raffles I loved. It was not the dark life we led together, still less its base rewards; it was the man himself, his gayety, his humor, his dazzling audacity, his incomparable courage and resource. And a very horror of turning to him again in mere need of greed set the seal on my first angry resolution. But the anger was soon gone out of me, and when at length Raffles bridged the gap by coming to me, I rose to greet him almost with a shout.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

Sarah Palin is living proof that you can't make a silk purse out of a horse's ass.

There are times for all of us when all the laughter seems to be gone, but we should not permit these periods to last too long. When we've lost our sense of humor, there isn't very much left. We become ridiculous. We must then go to war against the whole world, and that's a war we cannot win.

When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing—in tune!—and the audience loved it. Eartha Kitt, when asked what tricks her poodle did.