Quotes About Humor

Any possibilities that I might be mistaken about her humor were dispelled by her first words.

A true prince. One of the finest, least dedicated men in the whole world.

You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.

What do you call a rifle with three barrels? A trifle.

I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to put all my clothes on.

Okay. So...serious wedgie...

Something can be very funny and then suddenly very terrifying-very exciting, and suddenly very ridiculous. I think that's what life is like, that's what interests me.

Laughter too depends upon memory—a memory of previous laughter. Dr.

And I like your laugh, Sabbath; it's inaudible.

A bully is one who forces you to laugh at his jokes, even if they are not jokes. That is how you know he is a bully. A

Asked by a journalist how he had felt after an unsuccessful election, Abraham Lincoln said, Like a little boy who stubbed his toe in the dark, he was too old to cry but it hurt too much to laugh.

She realizes: the man's power is to intimidate, to make you ashamed. But your power over him is the power of laughter.

docena de relojes para indicar que el Tiempo es una broma, no existe. Sin embargo, es necesario creer.

Why is the misery of a child so hilarious to other children?

Your Mama's so stupid- Lassiter dematerialized and re-formed on the far side, spinning the rods- she thinks a California dime is something you dial a phone with. ~ Lassiter ' The Shadows' page 11

Life is ridiculous, so why not be a good guy?" That may be the only religion I have to this day.

There's very little work where the work and the reward are simultaneous, and comedy is that.

I'm trying to fuck my kids up just enough so they'll want to get a job.

No one really knows anything about comedy. We know a little bit about what we're doing, but as far as the industry—the exec branch—they don't know how it happens.

That's the greatest thing about comedy. If you've got talent, it's unmistakable. No one misses it and you don't have to wait around for a break. It's very easy to get a break. It's very hard to be good enough.

Jerry: I think anyone should do whatever they like. I don't think there should be any rules. Judd: As long as it gets laughs? Jerry: If it doesn't get laughs, you're not gonna get work, and you're not gonna be a comedian. So the audience ultimately decides. It's a very democratic system.

Amy Schumer: I did an interview with Jerry Seinfeld the other day. Judd Apatow: You did? Did you know him at all? Amy: We met a bunch of times at the Cellar, but I didn't know him well. He picked me up in a Ferrari, and then it broke down on [the] West Side Highway. It was a real piece of shit. It was smoking, it was real scary. Judd: