Quotes About Humor

There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

Angels have a sense of humor...The angels wants us to enjoy life. Have a good laugh at yourself every now and again for taking life seriously. Then take time to laugh with the angels!

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

Recognizing the absurdity of life is also a way of surviving.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

As I observe my daily life and that of others, I have come to the conclusion that genuine joy is a potent mixture of harsh reality, and the realization that life can be funny.

Seeing people laugh definitely inspires me, and so does seeing people get life lessons about living better.

Life is droll. It has no common sense. It is the game of a mountebank.

Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest.

Life is made up of danger and heartbreak, I laugh in the face of both!

You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day... We need to have a sense of humor going into this because it's too tough without it.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.

Learn how to smile in the cannibal pot and life will be so much easier.

WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.

Ang Lee's been nominated for best director for "Life of Pi," which is what I'm going to call the six weeks after I take this dress off.

I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life.

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

I don't think that there's necessarily a side to drama that has to be completely bleak. You have to have a flicker of humor 'cause everyone has a flicker of humor, something they find funny in life.