Quotes About Humor

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

Humor is essential to a full and happy life. It is a reliever and relaxer of pressure and tension, and the saving element in many situations.

I wouldnt want to be reincarnated as a butler. I couldnt for the life of me do the job in real life.

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen.

Funny how life messed with you.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.

Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

If life is not real, life is not earnest, and the grave is its goal, perhaps it's ridiculous t otake ourselves so seriously.

In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.

Life is really very fantastic, and one has to have a peculiar sense of humour to see the fun of it. [Virtue]

The greatest books in Russian literature are satires. Gogol's Dead Souls, for example, is a very over-the-top satire about life in Russia. I think it's the thing we do best.

For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next best thing to an abiding faith in providence.

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different!

Life seems a jest of Fate's contriving.

Here's a helpful life tip. Stand by things that are white cuz it makes you look less white.

I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.

Oh, for God's sake... get a life, will you?