Quotes About Humor

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

Running with the bulls was one of my crazier judgments in life and one of those things I decided to do spur of the moment. It was pretty hilarious.

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.

Not like [Adele Dazeems] going to follow me around for the rest of my life.

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

Life without laughing is a dreary blank.

Jen[nifer Lawrence]'s main goal in life is to get me to laugh while we're filming sad scenes. And it's the HUNGER GAMES.

Be serious. Life hurts. Reflect what hurts. I don't mean that you can't also be funny, or have fun, but at the end of the day, stories are about what you lose.

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.

Life is a game in which the player must appear ridiculous.

In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.

If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I'd say your life's pretty good

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting.

Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write.

I think I'm optimistic, yeah, especially in real life, but I think it's funny to be pessimistic.

One should not exaggerate the importance of trifles. Life, for instance, is much too short to be taken seriously.

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end.

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

I don't think life is to be taken too seriously. Take it too seriously, and it'll getcha.