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Quotes About Humor

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.
~ Ray Romano
A sense of humor is an escape valve for the pressures of life.
~ Richard G. Scott
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
~ Rita Rudner
Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.
~ Robert Breault
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
~ Tanit Phoenix
Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
~ Anne Lamott
When you cannot joke about the darkness of life, that's when the darkness takes over.
~ Amanda Palmer
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
~ Bam Margera
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
~ Ben Barnes
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
~ Bill Cosby
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
~ Bob Hope
Now, I had been frightened on several different occasions in my life. The most frightening of these involved an elevator and a mime.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life.
~ Brett Gelman
Emily and I have now reached the time in life when not only do we lie about our ages, we forget what we've said they are.
~ Cornelia Otis Skinner
I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.
~ Dave Barry
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.
~ David Walliams
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.
~ Dennis Miller
Some people in this life really enjoy being sent up and Nicholas Parsons is one of them because he's a sadomasochist.
~ Derek Nimmo
Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else.
~ Doris Roberts
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.
~ Eddie Griffin
Within any drama in anyone's life, there's always a way to find the humor in it. Without humor no one cares about whatever drama is going on.
~ Elizabeth Reaser
Michael Winter's fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life… harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn't miss for the world.
~ Michael Crummey
I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works.
~ Natasha Lyonne
Life isn't, and has never been, a 2-0 home victory after a fish and chip lunch.
~ Nick Hornby